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He’ll touch you in your private area. The creepy hospital guy who licked Sarah Conner’s cheek in Terminator 2: Xenomorphs are often treated this way. They give off a lot off rapey vibes, what with lurking in the shadows to stalk their prey. In the first film, one of them slides its phallic tail up Lambert’s leg, and when Ripley is running around in her underwear, the alien is lying in wait, ready to ambush her whilst she’s alone and helpless. Then there’s the facehuggers, who forcefully impregnate people by latching onto them and forcing eggs down their throat. The implications were intentional, but that doesn’t make it any less creepy. It’s even worse in Alien:

My ex gets mad because I’m “dating”. What does this mean?

Next Why is he doing this? I have liked this guy for 10 months. We were super close.

Practice sex with best friend Dear Alice, I was a virgin until about five months ago, and after three hours of foreplay, I finally penetrated and came right then.

A few times in my life Including a boyfriend I was seeing at the time. One day things were fine. Then suddenly no returning of phone calls, texts, IMs, or emails. And when I show up at his place on the weekend as I normally do , I get the door slammed in my face, the lights turned out, and he pretends to not be home.

To this day this is the last I’ve seen of him, and that was a year ago almost exactly. I know that I can seem cold, but what it really is, is that I am a bit of a loner, also I hate always going out in large groups. The friend that I dropped always bitched when he wasn;t invited to some dinner or bar gathering. I can’t be friends with people who are always attached to our aside, it is too uncomfortable.

A friend of mine who I used to see fairly often about times a month and who I’d speak to every single night for a minimum of 45 minutes. Eventually I met someon and I moved to a different city and he came down to visit me it was not a romantic thing with my friend at ALL–he’s a partnered gay male in his late 50’s and I am a partnered gay female in my 20’s. We no longer talked on the phone every night, but at least a couple of times a week.

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One of the things that really stood out to me and roused my ire was American women. Having been exposed to other cultures and interacting with foreign women, I now had a reference point for which to formulate a basis of comparison, something I never had or could do previously. In addition to learning more about myself, I gained a deeper yet eye-opening understanding about the culture in which I was born and raised.

This is my perspective on the species that is American women via my experiences and keen observations. The typical American woman is fat. This is the most blatantly obvious and glaring observation about American women. They struggle mightily with their health and appearance. Take a stroll around Anywhere, USA, and you will find that Jabba the Slut, land whales and pigs in wigs are the norm, endangering men’s libidos and digestive systems, and wreaking havoc on furniture and the healthcare system.

They are unhealthy and do not take care of themselves. A gym is like some distant planet to most of them. They are delusional enough to think that looking like the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man’s cousin is beautiful and perfectly acceptable. You can’t even imagine how many times I’ve heard statements from women in public and at work like “We don’t care what we eat! The feminist movement sure had most American women leaving the kitchen for McDonald’s and processed foods.

In addition to there being very few skinny women as a result, there are very few American women who admit that they are fat or have a weight problem.

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Clover right right…good luck u will need it…better hide your wallet Hey Larry….. Man up and pay your fucking tabs you ran up around town!!!! Christyshay it is true larry is a real piece of shit he smokes crack and ows everyone and there mothers money ask people in southplainfield and they will tell u about him. I got personally involved with him and found out the hard way.

He emailed me, he called me, he asked for a date, he called back, he contacts me everyday, he took down his profile first, he stopped dating the other women he was dating and asked me to “date exclusively” because he wants to focus on getting to know me better.

Dear Wendy is a relationship advice blog. You can read about me here , peruse the archives here and read popular posts here. You can also follow along on Facebook and Instagram. Once, a long long time ago, I went out with okay lived with a lovely psychopath for ten years. This guy is a total charmer — like really, really good. I recently heard he is now qualifying to be a therapist.


They say it’s best to turn the other cheek, but sometimes it just doesn’t work. Show Full Text Bored Panda has already compiled a list of juicy revenge stories that will make you think twice before being an asshole to other people but this one focuses more on pettier vengeance. Even something as little as making fun of the way a person talks can ruin their day and even though the act is not a felony, it’s still harmful and completely unnecessary.

Luckily, some heroes were in the right place at the right time and quickly came up with an appropriate punishment. I am ringing up a woman I have sold things to before. We are making small talk as I ring her up.

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To my friend, I know things have been tough lately. Every day feels the same and you want to scream from the top of your lungs because it sucks. You just hope that your life starts to change real soon. It does get better if you want it to. I was once you. I searched for what was the one thing I was supposed to do with my life. I was looking for a career not just a job. I thought by the time I graduated college I was supposed to know. When I turned 30 I still had no idea and wondered what was the heck wrong with me.

I felt like if I knew what I wanted to do with my life everything would be better. Everything else would fall into place. Some people do find that one thing and dedicate their whole lives because they love it. I am done searching for it too. To me life is about exploring everything out there.

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The woman outnumber us 2. Regardless of their age, I hear the same story. The boys are just as immature.

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As are most women, quite frankly. So, this post is for those guys. I know it seems scary or daunting or completely impossible to find a new love. And so we quit before we get there. All I can say is that the people who push through that and keep trying do eventually find the right person for them. Some luck out right away and for some it takes a decade or more. But keep trying and it will happen.

There is someone out there for you. Now, you may be wondering, how the hell do I get out there in the first place? Do the things you love and try to find ways to make them social.

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